A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 kmph, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150 ...then 170 ... Suddenly, he thought, Im too old for this nonsense ! So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him , looked at his watch and said , Sir , my shift ends in ten minutes , Today is Friday and Im taking off for the weekend , If you can give me a reason that Ive never heard before for why you were speeding , Ill let you go The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , Years ago , my wife ran off wid a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back , The Cop left saying Have a good day, Sir😆
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 02:54:20 +0000
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