A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which one the young man wants. Well, he said, Ive been seeing this girl for a while and shes really hot. I need the condoms because I think that tonights the night. Were having dinner with her parents, and then afterward, were going to the movies. And Ive got a feeling Im gonna get lucky after that. He leans in and winks at the pharmacist and says, Once shes had me, shell want it all the time, so youd better give me the 12 pack. The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He gives the prayer, but then continues quietly praying to himself for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, You never told me that you were such a religious person. The boy leans over to her and whispers, You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 04:49:07 +0000