At a recent medical convention several Doctors were gathered at the bar discussing the medical advancements in their countries: A Doctor from France says: “The medical system in France, is so advanced that we cut off a man testicles, and then transplant them into another man. He is fully recovered, and within 6 weeks is out looking for work.” A German Doctor after tossing back his whiskey says: “That is nothing, In Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, and we transplant that into another person’s head. Within 4 weeks both men are back at the jobs they held, without ill effect.” A Russian doctor toss back his vodka and says: “That is nothing to speak about. In Russia we take out part of a man heart, and transplant it into a women. Within 2 weeks both individuals are doing the work of a man.” The American doctor laughs and answers: “Those accomplishments are amazing but my colleagues, you are still way behind the US in medical skills. About 6 years ago, we grabbed the village idiot from a small village in Kenya....he had no brains, no heart, and no balls.... we made him President of the United States, and now........... the whole dam country is looking for work.”
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 15:27:15 +0000
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