Attention Cal City Kids! You will get good candy at the Lopez House if you meet the following conditions: 1. You are dressed as a witch. 2. You are wearing a pretty costume with all the accoutrements. 3. You have excellent make up skills. 3. You are a toddler in a costume. 4. Your costume demonstrates creativity and effort. You will get ONE piece of crappy candy like pastel colored tootsie rolls if you 1. Draw red lines on your face with lipstick. 2. Wear only a mask. 3. Wear your school football uniform. 4. Are 14 or older. 5. Made no effort whatsoever. You will get NO candy if you 1: Are smoking a cigarette at our front door. Yikes. Lord help you. 2. Are a toothless tweeker wearing a dirty hoodie and slippers. 3. Are a toothless crack head wearing a tube top and no bra. 4. Are hiding a joint behind your back making us ask if you smell skunk while your child holds up a plastic Rite-Aid bag. Beat it.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:52:43 +0000
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