BREAKING NEWS: (Dallas, TX) Dallas Cowboy football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jason Garrett immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed shortly thereafter.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 18:09:13 +0000