BUS BAD MANNERS: •The front has two seats, I find you seated on the window seat, I touch the door to show you to move to the ka middle one and you completely come out to pave way for me to go in the middle.. Ata! •Seated squeezed(4of us pa bus) and you decide to remove Daily Mail newspaper to start reading thereby blocking my sight of where we are going.. Nkachlepulapofyechimoine! •Bus is loaded, with others hungry and you remove a piece of Hungry Lion chewing it kumbwishously even when you know I wouldnt mind a bite... •Seated next to me busy Tapping-Taping your ka S4.. Waya kuma pics, waya ku music, waya ku facebook.. Why ulechinjachinja?We know its your phone but Get decided! Stick to one and pack it! You think nalisekelamo?! Ala! •Chewing a bubble gum busy popping bubbles in my face! Kwatitawashetapobabo! •Removing a lot of K100s only to single out a K50 and you scream to the Conductor ati ONE Mashrands .. Ata, ama zali yonse ayo iwe teti ukwateko uluse ati Two? •I find you seated on a bus next to a nice chick but there is space for one and you lift your ka leg paving way for me to be ku last elo iwe next to her..Chilannnyonnga! •The bus has music(Loud) and naiwe wayasha ka phone kobe and its a long distance! Even singing along kwatiulewamya! •You leave your ka hand bag on a two seater seat..I anxiously take up the other seat next to your handbag hoping ya a nice chick only to realize you are in your late 50s and are carrying two babies to be put on your laps and they get busy jumping on me ati Uncle-Uncle and we are going to Livingstone making me ignore my lunchbox the whole way. Elo wikabwekeshapo nganiwebo!
Posted on: Wed, 11 Jun 2014 06:12:43 +0000
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