Be advised, tomorrow starts DEFCON TIME for me. If you want to get a hold of me at con, most reliable way is via SMS: 714-312-6637 (aka 714-31BONER) Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to DEFCON. Caution: DEFCON may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. DEFCON contain a liquid booze core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use DEFCON on concrete. Discontinue use of DEFCON if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating heart palpitations If DEFCON begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. DEFCON may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, DEFCON should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of DEFCON, Dark Tangent Incorporated, and its parent company, the Global War on Terror, of any and all liability. Ingredients of DEFCON include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. DEFCON has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt DEFCON. DEFCON comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 17:24:40 +0000
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