Being a teacher is sometimes like being an American Idol judge. You pretend to know what you are talking about while drinking a ton of Diet Coke. Being a teacher is always like being a game show host, except you cant let any of the contestants lose and Vanna White looks a lot like a lunch lady. Being a teacher is always like being on an episode of Hoarders. Have you ever seen the inside of a First Graders desk? Being a teacher is sometimes like running a carnival merry-go-round. Sure, you get spit on a lot, but you do find tons of spare change. Being a teacher is always like being a chimney sweep. Its dirty work, but theres a lot of singing and dancing to loopy music along the way. Being a teacher is sometimes like being a comedian, except you can punish the hecklers. Being a teacher is always like being cocktail waitress. We get paid the same wage. Being a teacher is sometimes like being a mom. Especially when your students accidentally call you mom. Being a teacher is sometimes like being Dr. Phil. Oprah occasionally gives you her favorite things. Being a teacher is sometimes like being a psychologist. Except you have to listen to whining people literally cry over spilled milk. Being a teacher is always like being Han Solo. Handsome, witty and charming. At least that is what its like for me. Being a teacher is always like the greatest job in the entire world. I wouldnt want to do anything else.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 03:05:14 +0000
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