Bike Bytes – Cycle ‘computer’ final analysis. Top level: clock, hh:mm:ss; km/h; 1st TM, 0:56:13 (today); 2nd AVG, 15.4 km/h (today): 3rd MAX 29.5 km/h (today); 4th TTM 4:51 (total time riding since 8am Tues); 5th SCN, (scans through all read outs); 6th ODO 76.4 (total k’s since Tues); 7th DST 14.49 (kms I’ve done today). Counting 2 functions at the top level I make that 9 functions not 10. There’s supposed to be a “Speed Pacer” function which I can only assume is the speed readout on the main screen – Tossers! Naming the same function twice. But that’s quite enough of that, still, it’s been a slow week so the implication is that I often do 100kms per week, even more occasionally. Right now, I’m feeling a bit drained, stiff and sore but I think that’s mostly to do with the cyclone moving in, lack of food, and too high a ‘dumbass’ exposure. – I tell you, the things I see cycling that you don’t see driving (blinded by the traffic): the drunks, the wasted, the staggering wrecked derelicts on the footpaths; the intelligence failures in car parks; the sneering bullying of the PoeLice ‘cause they think no one is watching (women coppers? A blessing! I’d like to date one); the snarling spitting 40’s women (“I should be revered like B’yoncé”); the sullen obstructive 50’s males (“My mum said I could be President”). – The one thing I do enjoy, in fact find hilarious, is being totally invisible to women! They just don’t register me, let alone “See” me (except for 17 to 27: got wolf whistled by some classy 7th formers; get checked by a few late 20s “Hey, he’s a keeper! How do I recognize one of those?”). It’s like Ry Cooder’s song, “Every woman I know is crazy ‘bout an automobile…” Well, you’d have to listen to the lyrics to ‘get it’, but then, I am a very lyrical man, lol, haarrrr, hurrrr, purr. Wot say Jeff-ray??
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 08:56:13 +0000
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