Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….?? ************** Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D *************** * Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-becaus e main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D *************** Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain .. *************** ** Husband&wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver&wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. *************** *** Difference between Husband&gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! *************** *** Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?” Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 18:34:22 +0000