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Boy seeking girl.. Must be willing to cook, clean, put out on the first date, lie so as not to hurt my feelings about my less than adequate length, girth, stamina & technique.. And be able to scare away bees and wasps as they scare me.. Pay & benefits, minimal.. But you do get the privilege of looking after a fully grown man child, who on occasion will be sober enough to put in a half arsed performance in bed, before rolling over and snoring loudly.. Form an orderly queue ladies :-D
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 12:39:54 +0000

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