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Dear Friends, those of you who are close to me know that i have a slightly unhealthy relationship with food. This evening after arriving home from working all day (with a healthy hangover from last night and two nose bleeds). The only thought that got me through it was the can of Heinz Classic Pumpkin soup i had waiting for me in my pantry and the various spices i could use to make it more delicious and ease my troubled mind. So you can imagine my shock and horror, when i opened the aforementioned pantry to find no can of delicious soup, after pulling out the contents of the pantry TWICE in a panicked and deluded attempt to get my fix, just as i was about to give up on my quest i thought i had struck gold in a can of Heinz Country Chicken soup (which is the equivalent of catching a rubber boot whilst fishing) In a panicked state i burst into Staceys room demanding answers about the missing soup, chastised and relentlessly interrogated Georgi and John about the whereabouts of my M.I.A soup. It was with the veins in my forehead on the brink of explosion i realised, that the Heinz Classic Pumpkin Soup was not missing it all, i had eaten it last week, and forgotten about it. Moral of the story is to always buy more than one can of soup...
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 09:55:08 +0000

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