FUNNY SAYINGS ACROSS FB (Add urs) - You won use straw drink hot pap... # hospital go be ur new home. - You are above 30 and Davido is ur mentor... #u need serious deliverance. - You kneel down becoz u wan greet person for phone... #are u a learner?? - You carry screw driver go bank becoz u wan open account... #why u no carry hammer join?? - You hate azonto but u luv alingo... #u must be an alien. - It took me an hour to compose a message 4 u, you come reply with "k"... #E be like say network no dey ur head. - You run go baff, wear ur finest dress, do make up, come spray perfume join am, on top say u wan skype... #God bless ur hustle. - You went to bed with a ruler just to know how long you slept... #Akpors na ur mentor - You no get shishi for account, u dey sing"Chop mai money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord"... #dats faith. - You wan do HIV TEST, u come dey find past questions... #U don dey madt abi? - China fone alarm no fit wake u up... #ur matter don go beyond physical. - U use ATM 2 withdraw money 4 bank,& u count d money 2 knw if its complete #u tink say ATM b thief lyk u? - You enter Okada finish com tell the bike man to wind up his glass say brezz de disturb you. Go prayer house b4 you see yourself inside wheel barrow. - I sing chop my moni 4 u and u dance to d tone i sing all i want is ur waste u frown face tunda fire u!!! - u carry ur oga go mr biggs dey cum ask u if u go eat anything but u sey no..sey d aroma don do u.... #my broda i get letter 4 u o.make u help me gve my grandfada 4 heaven - You tell your best friend 2 hang out wit ur boyfriend/ girlfriend 2 see weda him/ her go cheat on you. Na anointed fool u be o... - aeroplane in the car wash,Wetin e go find?
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 07:18:35 +0000
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