From The Twittersphere THE weekend is over, Monday’s arrived. Again. The wind (not to be confused with airtime) is blowing, life goes on; filled with Armani cows, Mariah Carey love jams, and caffeine desires! And football fantasies. Strictly Namibian @the_General10: We must be the only people on Earth who go to a car wash establishment (without a car) for mere entertainment. @Naffy101: I can bet my Mr Price chinos that that suit (worn by McHenry Venaani) is not Armani. He might have Armani cows but definitely not suits… @LoudimaD: Five years later, ‘Kanibal – Corner’ is still one of the most relevant hip-hop tracks to come out of Namibia. @Eenhanas_Finest: But our church choir should just go to ‘Idols’ and try out. Using the Elcin hymn book. They’ll never be ready. @Theonly_Kushluv: Taxi driver singing along to a Mariah Carey love jam O_o @Jones3020: Dear @MTCNamibia, I bought my uncle airtime on Monday, today is Wednesday and he’s already asking for more airtime. Please help... @emilynangy91: Dear #Starbucks, please open a branch in Namibia. We promise to support you because we are all likers of things here. Seriously Speaking @KalondoMonica: Business delegation from Brazil cancels trip to Namibia due to fear of contracting Ebola. We also fear their ignorance. @E1Emily: In Namibia we need a strong Constitution, not funny strong leaders... @GwenLister1: You know our politicians are getting old when even their power salutes start looking a bit tired and outdated. @NiNanjira: There ought to be a national, even Pan-African campaign against wasting people’s time. This is a crisis we must weed out, yo!!! At Random @Muffin192: Ah, summer! When some people dress for the body they want, not the body they have. @viola_h1y7872: Don’t underestimate me. I’ll wear sweaters in the summer, I’ll eat 18 gallons of ice cream in the winter. @#*% the temperature. @imFindDory: What do you mean you don’t have feelings for me after I liked your selfie. @BefreeNicky: My co-worker snores so loud, *smh* sounds like a violin having a nightmare. Transfer Season @Tokyo_Trev: If Arsenal lose today, we’re calling the Community Shield a stupid trophy. But if we win, we want a parade! @ErvastBrave: A girl finished on top of the Poly fantasy league last season. @Eddy_Kully: So those Arsenal fans who named their kids Fabregas, how do you feel now??? Passing Shots @FoxyGinnah: There was a time I thought Jesus died for me only and everyone else in the world just tagged along to keep me company. Then I joined Twitter... @DJRotaryRachel: Can’t afford anti-depressants so I’m just drinking No More Tears shampoo. @djjazzyd: I don’t say I got drunk anymore. I say my personality was hacked. @RobinMcCauley: Stop telling us that exercise prevents diseases and tells us what prevents exercise. – Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter; you can follow me at: @JeanNamibian
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 17:28:08 +0000
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