George Wabweyos notes I could start a group called George Wabweyos notes and recruit gullible wannabe writers (mostly young females) who dont realize the single mindedness of the group, summarily based on the name. It will be like a platform for me to force-feed the belief that I am very good at writing pansy poetry. I will be like the beacon of pansy writing and pretentiously unstructured poetry. Once in a while, I will invite my recruits to a gathering at my place just to front how I am indeed the Pope of pansy writing in Kampala. And when someone tries to undermine my authority as the pontiff of pansy writing, I will rally my minions and midgets and that person will be immediately blocked and insulted. Thats how we pansy writers roll we are not scared of you critics.But see, I will also use this group as a conduit to convey girls over a decade younger than me to my bed. You see, Ive got grey hair now and my age mates or those slightly younger than me are all married or committed baby mamas. I gotta get laid though so I will plough through cliques of young girls and old ones too, anyway. And thats really it, I dont give a shit about your writing, I just wanna get laid, ha ha I fooled you all! But then wait, I am George Wabweyo and rumour has it there is someone already doing this with overwhelming dedication. Naah, I really shouldnt be copying people. Besides, I dont think the founder of the existing group would take kindly my foray into the field of Pansy poetry writing for aging writers in need of young vagina.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 08:03:08 +0000
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