H Tina Fey μιλάει για τους ποδηλάτες (η τελευταία παράγραφος είναι όλα τα λεφτά). I hate those bike lanes. ’Cause I work in midtown, and not one day goes by that someone on a bike doesn’t curse at me. Hey, bike people, what are you so angry about? Nobody made you ride a bike! Also, where are you going in such a hurry, that you’re going there on a bike? If you’re an emergency heart surgeon going to an emergency on your bike, don’t curse at me. Just yell, like, ‘Heart surgeon!’ and I’ll move. Bike people are always so surprised and mad that you don’t hear them coming. They don’t understand that their bike is silent, and you can’t hear it over the noise of Times Square. ’Cause let me tell you something. If I’m crossing 50th and Broadway, this is what I’m watching out for, in this order: cars; killers; people in Elmo costumes who can’t see; those gangs of teenagers who are punching people in the back of the head; FreshDirect guys; rat babies; then bikes. Then bikes. Bike people are so judge-y and angry. You’re not more green than me—I’m walking! If I walk, and I’m wearing 10-year-old sneakers, and I hold in my flatulence, I’m, like, off the grid! I’m like my own ecosystem. vanityfair/online/daily/2013/11/tina-fey-jokes-bikes?mbid=social_facebook
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 08:53:47 +0000
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