HELWOZ* WAVES PAW. today me an Waven went downtown to see da bbig buildings and stuff an we decided to see what taking a cab would be wike. We know howz to get fwee food an today we wearned how to get fwee taxi service. STAR: HELWOZ CAB DWIBER DRIVER: uh hello...it looks like you two need toddler seats and I only have one STAR: IZ IT PURPLE? DRIVER: NO RAVEN: PINK? DRIVER: No it is gray and black. Just a standard toddler seat. STAR: WET ME SEEZ IT DRIVER: .Who cares what it looks like? If youre not in it, you dont ride, small fries!!!! STAR AND RAVEN: Folded their arms and stuck their bottom lips out and tears started brimming in their eyes DRIVER: OOOOOOH FINE! He showed the girls the toddler seat. STAR AND RAVEN: UGWY! WEZ HAZ OUR OWN DRIVER WELL GO GET THEM PLEASE The girls brought their toddler seats Stars was black and Ravens was gray DRIVER: THOSE ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I HAVE STAR: THE ONE YOU HAVE SMELLS WIKE BUTT!!!! The two girls started giggling DRIVER: helped the girls into the car Um....I hope you two have money for this trip STAR: showed him her wallet full of cash and credit cards DRIVER : muttered geez! STAR: SO WHERE YOU TAKING UZ MISSER??? DRIVER: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHERE ARE GOING? RAVEN: DATS YER JOB. WHEN WE WIDE WIFF MOMMY AN DADDY DEY ALWAYZ KNOW WHERE DEY BEZ TAKING UZ!! DRIVER: Well I am not your Mommy or Daddy , now am I? STAR: Well we wazz adopted so youz could be our daddy!! DRIVER: Looked at the girls from the mirror, trust me Im not...Now where am I taking you? STAR: Hey Misser !! wez gonna pay youz now stawt dwiving DRIVER: Well what would you two like to see museums or events going on...What? STAR: EBERWYFING DRIVER: Okay I will take you two downtown and you can see everything 10 MINUTES LATER ....RAVEN: I HAZZA DO DA PEEPEES! DRIVER: Okay there is a gas station do you want to stop?? STAR: OOOOOOOH ITZ A BIG ONE TOO DEY SELL SODAZ AN DONUTZ AN STUFF AN DA BAFFWOOMZ BE CWEAN! RAVEN: OKAYZ MISSER STOP DERE PWEAZE ! DRIVER : If you arent out in 15 minutes I start charging STAR:WAVEN! I HOPEZ DAT YOUZ TOOK DAT WAXATIVE! DRIVER: shook his head RAVEN: *Went to use the potty and I woman started to go in before her RAVEN: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee! She held herself and started dancing around WOMAN: Ooooooh Sweetheart I am SO SORRY....YOU GO RIGHT ON AHEAD RAVEN WENT IN TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS STAR: Was at the grills fixing hot dogs when I man bumped into her and knocked her over SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SHE STARTED CRYING The man was very surprised; ooooooh I am so sorry I didnt see you there STAR: EXTENDED HER ARMS TO BE PICKED UP AS SHE HAD HER BOTTOM LIP STICKING OUT MAN: UM...I dont think thats such a good idea! STAR: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! She made such a commotion that the embarrassed man picked her up STAR: LOOKED AT THE MAN AND SMILED HELWOZ MISSER and spit in the guys face. Man: ugh! He reacted and dropped Star on the floor STAR: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! RAVEN: Came out of the restroom STAR: WAVEN DAT BAD MAN DWOPPED MEEEEEEEE! RAVEN: WALKED OVER AND KICKED THE MAN IN THE SHIN WHY DID YOU DWOP MY SISSER?? MAN: SHE SPIT IN MY FACE AND I DIDNT MEAN TO DROP HER RAVEN: WHY WERE YOU HOLDING HERZ ANYWAYZ??? THE CLERK WAS WATCHING RAVEN: YOUZ A PERVERT!!! MAN: NONONONO ITS NOT LIKE THAT I KNOCKED HER OVER AND SHE WAS CRYING AND WANTED TO BE PICKED UP AND I DIDNT WANT TO BUT SHE MADE A HUGE COMMOTION AND I PICKED HER UP! RAVEN: KICKED THE MAN AGAIN .....YOU KNOCKED MY SISSER OBERZ???? MAN: Really it was an accident RAVEN: I FINK DAT IZ WHAT YER MOMMY SAID AFFER YOU WERE BORN!!! CUSTOMERS WERE GIGGLING MAN: IGNORED THE REMARK LISTEN i am TRULY SORRY I WILL BUY YOU TWO WHATEVER YOU WANT, OKAY??? STAR: I FINK YOUZ ARE A PERVERT! MAN: I AM NOT!!! TRUST ME , OKAY RAVEN AND STAR LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SMILED THEY WALKED OUT OF THE STORE WITH HOT DOGS AND DRINKS AND TONS OF JUNK FOOD AND TEMPTATIONS MAN: I WONDER WHAT THOSE TWO WANTED WITH CAT TREATS! DRIVER: 14 Minutes...boy you girls are lucky!!! RAVEN: Gave the driver a hot dog chips and soda. DRIVER: Well arent you two the sweetest STAR: NOT WEALWY But fank youz 10 minutes later RAVEN: PFFFFFFFFFFFTH DRIVER: UGH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL??? The girls started snickering STAR: MAYBE IT IZ COMING FWOM OUTSIDE DRIVER: IT SMELLS LIKE CAT FARTS THE GIRLS: EEEEE EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HE SAID FAWTZ !!! SAY IT AGAIN MISSER!!!! THE DRIVER: WHY IS THEIR GLITTER FLYING AROUND BACK THERE THE GIRLS IGNORED HIM RAVEN: SAY IT AGAIN DRIVER: WHY IS THERE GLITTER FLYING AROUND BACK THERE RAVEN: NO MISSER SAY FAWTZ DRIVER SAY WHAT?? STAR:FAWTZ YOU KNW PFFFFF DAT?? DRIVER: FART?? THE GIRLS BUSTED UP LAUGHING HE SAID IT AGAIN!! DRIVER : grinned and shook his head STAR: OPENED THE BACK WINDOW TO TALK TO A MAN WHO HAD HIS DOWN HELWOZ MAN: UGH! WHAT THE HECK?? STAR: WHAT DA HECK WHAT?? MAN: YOU ARE ONE UGLY CHILD STAR: WEALWY?? MAN: YEAH!! WHOS YO DADDY??? STAR: IT WAZ YOUZ!! NOW ADMIT IT!!! SHE GAGGED MADE A BELCHING SOUND AND THREW A SHAKE AT THE MAN SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MAN: EW SHE THREW UP ON ME!!!! EWW! EW! EW! HE LOST CONTROL OF HIS CAR AND REARENDED THE GUY IN FRONT OF HIM TAXI DRIVER: NICE JOB BUDDY ! HE STEPPED ON THE GAS TO AVOID THE SCENE ONCE THEY WERE AWAY NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO A THING LIKE THAT?? STAR: HAD HER BOTTOM LIP STICKING OUT...HE CALLED ME UGWY!! DRIVER: IS THAT SO?? STAR: YES DRIVER: do you think that youre ugly STAR: NO IZ A PWINCESS! DRIVER: THERE YOU HAVE IT DONT LET OTHERS GET TO YOU RAVEN: MISSER!! I HAZZA DO DA POOPOOZ DRIVER: YOU JUST WENT ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO RAVEN: DAT PAWT CAME FWOM DA FWONT NOW MY BACK IZ CWYING DRIVER: STOPPED AT A
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 08:00:42 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015