HER MOOD. Part 5. Wife: My colleague came to work with her baby today, and the baby wore a very sweet, pretty outfit that made her look like a princess. In the evening, I’ll go shopping. Husband: OK! We can shop at the weekend. Wife: Thank you, honey. I knew you would agree, so today I bought fancy brand-name clothes for her from that famous store. Our daughter must get the best! Husband: I thought we were going to do the shopping together. Wife: Don’t worry. There’s still alot to buy. Hey, see this, is a shampoo for the baby when she sleeps and that shampoo is for when she wakes up. These are diapers from the US, and this is a brush for her hair. Husband: WHAAAT? Shampooo, forwhat? How do you know that the baby wants to sleep or not to and how to decide a head of time which shampoo to use? You might bathe her with shampoo used for waking up and then she will want to sleep… oh yes, then you’ll wake her up quickly and give her a shower with the right shampoo? Who told you that the baby will be born with hair; as I understand it, a lot of babies are born without any hair, so that hair brush is useless. In addition, why did you buy diapers made in the US? What’s wrong with the ones made in NIGERIA? It’s just a diaper, not a fancy thing! Wife: Arrrgh! Don’t worry, babies know the right shampoo! She’ll sense which is the correct one and then act accordingly; that’swhat’s written on the bottle. And I got the US-made diapers because I want my daughter to feel unique. Anyway, I bought three towels for the baby, one to use after shower, the second to dry her as the first one will be wet, and the third to cover her the second we are sure she is properly dried. Also, I got her hair clips, skin cream — one for night and the other for the morning, three pair of shoes, socks, under wear, and four dresses. Husband: Are you sure you’re shopping for a baby, not a girl who is getting ready for marriage?! By the way, did you buy her a make-up box? There’s something especially for babies.You have to run to buy it now,and don’t forget the baby’s teeth-brush, too! Wife: Oh my God! You’re right, I really forgot that. I’ll arrange with my mom and sister to go out with me to complete my shopping. Wife: By the way, you have to be more careful; my close friend told me that anger and nervousness are not good for pregnancy. Today at the meeting, all my colleagues were perfectly behaved; once any one just thought about arguing with me, I told them that I was in the eighth month and the baby would be delivered prematurely if I argue! There were no arguments, and the meeting ended in 10 minutes! Husband: I think you’ll get fired soon. Days pass slowly, and the pregnant wife returns home with many things she bought from different stores. The husband gets used to seeing his wife sitting on the floor and spreading all the baby’s stuff around her to check, kiss, hug them and find out what is missing! ********* Month Nine: Husbands, congratulations! You’re in the ninth month. You have waited eight months to reach that final month. You controlled your temper through out, you worked and helped with the house work, and you are tired; you deserve some relaxation. The pregnant wife knows that the time of her being spoiled will end; finally, she will be responsible for a baby, so she will start acting as poorly, trying to show you that she is weak and powerless. Do understand that she is worried about delivering her baby — it is her first time, and she knows virtually nothing about giving birth. So you will have to –be, even more, patient! Wife: Honey, I feel sorry for you! The past eight months have been very hard for you. I rarely cooked and you stopped eating dinner, while your breakfast was just a cake; you lost 20 kg. I have to cook today. I’ll make a surprise for you. I’ll boil some eggs and prepare white cheese, but would you please prepare the salad for us?! Husband: … . Wife: Do you think I’ll deliver the baby naturally or will there be a C-section? You know, most of my pregnant friends had a cesarean. May be my doctor will deliver it naturally as she is a female doctor. Husband: Ah yep, but the doctor’s gender doesn’t affect the type of delivery. Wife: Anyway, I prepared two suite cases for the baby and me. Hit like and watch out for the final stage of HER MOOD Part 5 (DELLIVERY).
Posted on: Thu, 20 Jun 2013 22:12:48 +0000
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