HOW LUOPEANS TALK... I, Left honourable Jaduong Collinso Thinktankment, enigma, MBChb, PhD, FIDA, CPU, GHC, KTN, CCTV of the first world COUNTY of UK(United Karachuonyo, Kandiege, Oriwo, Omindi and the aluora within), having extrapolated from my buccal cavity in an audially palatable format and successfully conferred into the medulla oblongatas of intellectual persona non gratas, the intricacies of this very aesthetic culture; how luopeans bathe or introduce aqua to their physiology, how luopeans hug or decrease the distance between their italian suits and lastly how luopeans laugh, in other words arrange h and a in the rendezvous of their maxillar and mandibular structures; Today, I hereby perambulate into your hearing organs, how luopeans talk or disseminate vocabulary: Lesson preamble: Luopeans dont talk, they disseminate vocabulary mathematically by dividing the whole statement by letter h. For example, calculate: (she sells sea shells at the sea shore)÷h= se sells si sells at the si so; or by rounding off any local word to the nearest diasporic vocabulary eg i am sleeping= i am in BMR. Lesson no 2: we dont just throw words anyhow to all cardinal points of the world like a mburukenge, we selectively procure vocabulary with sufficient weight from institutions of highest learning like Mawego Cambridge University and Number Okana Masachussettes University then supply them to the audience. Lesson 3: Professor Okoth Okombo, in his New York Times bestseller Understanding Onagi, stated very clearly that luopeans passed the homo sapiens sapiens stage 2 million years ago, when other hominids were still in their homo habilis stage. Hence the present day luopean doesnt talk, rather, he produces words in soft copy from his vocal folder..... To be continued. #Thinktankus. Jaduong
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 17:12:50 +0000
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