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Here is what a government shutdown means for you: All national parks and zoos will be closed, but animals will be fed and cared for by Sens. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) and Tom Harkin (D-IA) No trash collection in Washington, D.C., which means the only solution is for residents to eat their own garbage Those who died and are honored in the Holocaust Museum will become de-memorialized and will no longer be resting in peace Old man with giant beard who walks hundreds of steps to light the gas lamp in the Statue of Liberty every night will be unemployed You will still be able to send and receive mail, but any attempt to poison government officials will have to be held off until they return to their offices after the shutdown ends This probably won’t have any actual effect on your marriage, but it’s better to blame it on this than facing what the real issues are Any harm that may occur to you during the shutdown will still affect your body in real life. Essentially, if you die in the shutdown, you die for real. Most government workers will be furloughed—a procedure that involves halting their pay, sending them home, and then castrating them with a gelding knife in front of their spouses Realistically, you
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 04:16:27 +0000

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