I am now an official ordained minister with the authority to perform marriages in all fifty states and U.S. Territories. No lie! I was watching Kelly & Michael when Ian McKellen was talking about performing the duties and marrying Patrick Stewart to Sunny Ozell. He said that he got his credentials through the Universal Life Church. I said what? So, I googled it. Filled out their form. And in five minutes, wham, bam, Im a minister man! So, be off with your bad selves. Go enjoy your love today and spread V.D. throughout the world. And if any of you want to get married, get a hold of me. Well skype your ceremony, file your paperwork and you can join the fashion show in less time than it takes to say, I do! Do you? I do. Who do? You do. Ominus Daeus, you are hereby hitched!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 15:50:18 +0000
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