I have just taken the best selfie EVER. The lighting was perfect, there wasnt a hair out of place, positioning was spot on. I go to delete failed selfies and accidentally delete my all time selfie, I dont know what to do with my life any more, I think I might quit Uni, and have a cyber funeral for the selfie lost today, I would like everyone to join me and come to the funeral please, there will be a buffet with salmon sandwiches, quiche, and chocolate perfetta rolls. I will be making a speech at the service, where the local vicar will be attending, he goes by the name of Father Filter. I hope you can all attend. Thank you so much. I am sure that selfie is somewhere in camera roll heaven right now, looking down on me for future selfies. R.I.P.
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 13:30:34 +0000
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