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I think I was rumbled as a foreigner at the nearby Asda whilst ordering breakfast from their cafe. I stepped up to the counter and the wee wifie said, (and imagine this in a Peter Kay style accent), Alright my love, what would you like? *Scott puts on bestest Englander accent* - Why hello my good lady! Might I possibly bother you for one of your your fullest breakfasts, for alas I am absolutely barren of nutrition what! She looked at me like I had just urinated all over her hash browns..
Posted on: Sat, 15 Feb 2014 11:53:36 +0000

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