I think it is good that we all have a sense of humor and laugh once in awhile so here it does .... A brand new Husband Shopping Center opened, where a sister could go to choose from among many single brothers to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the brothers positive attributes increasing as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, that once you opened the door to any floor, you had to choose a brother from that floor, and once you went up to the next floor, you couldnt go back down a floor. Hmmm. So, a couple of single sisters go to the place to find a brother as a prospective theocratic husband. The door at the first floor has a sign standing: Dont open this door unless you want a brother who goes to meetings, goes out in service monthly, has a job, and loves kids. The sisters read the sign and say: Well thats better than someone irregular or inactive. Its good that they have jobs and love kids. But they wondered what could possibly be further up. So up they go to the next floor ! The second floor reads: These brothers go to meetings, go out in service monthly, have HIGH PAYING jobs, they love kids, AND THEY ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING ! Hmmm - the sisters wonder, but whats on the next floor? Third floor: These brothers go to meetings, go out in service monthly, have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, AND THEY HELP WITH THE HOUSEWORK ! Wow ! think the sisters - very tempting. But there are two more floors further up. So up they go. Fourth floor: These brothers go to meetings, go out in service monthly, have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK AND ARE PLANNING TO PIONEER SOON ! The sisters are just about drooling by this point, but after discussing it a bit decide that since there is yet another floor: What can we lose by going up one more floor ? So up they go to the fifth and final floor, with their hearts beating in eager anticipation. The sign on the fifth floor door reads: PLEASE EXIT NOW ! - This floor is just to prove that some sisters are impossible to please. (Sorry sisters, but just I couldnt resist putting this one up!!)
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 05:17:00 +0000