I wrote this about May 2014. ..It did make Headlines in a few spoof newspapers.Its not meant to harm or hurt anyone .. it was just done for a bit of fum. If the owners of this site wish to delete then ok/ Its just a bit of Salford sense of Humour . pleaese read all.. Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford....Ex East-Enders actor Ross The Real Deal Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming another episode of Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford..A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: We tried to warn Ross that this was probably a bridge too far. I mean, wed done Rio, and LA, and London, and Romania, and Moscow too, but a lot of the team felt that Salford was just pushing the envelope a bit too far.Ross went out to speak to a caracter from Clarendon olde School and just disappeared. Simple as that. We havent had a ransom note yet and quite frankly we dont know if hes alive or dead. I would appeal to anybody out there that if theyre holding Ross, could they please release him and well say no more about it. A Salford Police spokesman said: The daft t@@t should have known that something like this was bound to happen. Theres no point in coming to us for help either...we avoid Salford whenever possible.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 18:46:11 +0000
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