IF MEN GOT PREGNANT 1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nations #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldnt think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. Theyd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. 14. Women would rule the world.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 16:35:01 +0000
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