It seems to really bother some people that Im consistently posting about domestic affairs in Australia. What gives you the right to say anything about Australia when you arent even Australian? You dont even live here anymore! Yeah, what gives me the right? What gives me the right to care so much about Australia? What gives me to right to have an opinion about whats happening in a region other than the one where I was born? What gives me the right to shed light on government corruption thats connected to manufactured wars overseas that are resulting in the suffering and death of millions? What gives me the right to criticize media campaigns that result in people I love having to live in constant anxiety and fear? What gives me the right to educate people on whats truly going on in their society? What gives me the right to show people how to think more critically and focus more on whats most important in modern society? What gives me the right to promote greater social awareness, social responsibility, and holding ones government accountable for their actions? Who am I to think that I have the right to try to make a positive difference in the world, and to stand against injustice wherever it may be? Damn it, mom! Why couldnt you have a multi-dimensional vagina? If you wanted me to be a legitimate humanitarian, you should have given birth to me in every region that has had fictitious political borders placed around it by rulers of the past...all at the same time. Now I have to get citizenship in every country in the world before I can legitimately talk about the issues it faces. Wait...I have an idea. I can find a surrogate mother in every country around the world, and after each baby is born, Ill apply for citizenship and THEN be able to discuss the issues in each of their respective countries. Yeah...that would work. Now to find approximately 224 women around the world who would be willing to have my baby. Ive got work to do. Look out world, papa needs a new harem.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 04:05:50 +0000