It was a lonely & boring afternoon in my apartment. I decided I should travel to my anutys place @ badagry to spend the rest of my duty off with her. So I packed my stuff and headed to the park. I entered d park, boarded a bus and took the back seat. Two passenger seats were still left unoccupied and as we waited, I began checking out my facebook and bbm. Weird enough, my attention got fixed on a guy on the 2nd row for about 30seconds. I concluded his body movement suggests he was nervous, plus he looked like a fulani. He had a small nokia phone in hand with head phones on, hmmm, and he was carrying quite a heavy looking HP laptop bag on his laps. (Fulani with laptop???) Issorait! As I was about to mind my business and face my phone. That same guy alighted from the bus... leaving the bag behind! Chai! I concluded I wasnt going to die yesterday. I never knew I could be as fast as John Fashanu oh! If na jazz, I no fit tell but before I could blink, I don comot from window dey do Usian Bolt. People begin run too. My co-passengers don already code wetin I code and were quickly disappearing like wili-wili. At a safe distance and amidst mass confusion, we were looking and waiting for the bus to explode (some don even set video camera dey record #smh) when the idiotic guy that left his HP bag returned to the bus, adjusting his trouser and probably wondering what could have emptied the bus like that He jejely enter the bus, come take him seat, open the groundnut and pure water wey em buy begin chew. The next thing wey my mouth do na Mtcheeew. I no even get strength look at the confused people who kept asking whats wrong, whats wrong? Why we dey run?..... Chai! BoKo! Boko!! Boko!!! Diariz is God o!!!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 13:46:09 +0000
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