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Its 1:30 PM and Im not supposed to walk, so I got on my personal FB page and posted that I was accepting foodstuffs and drinkstuffs and/or could use a ride to the grocery store where I would then sit in a cart while being pushed around to do my shopping. Lots of people who live hundreds of miles away said they would help me if they could. But NONE of my MANY neighborhood friends offered to help me out. Nope. Theyre all mysteriously absent from that thread. Man, I sure do know a helluvalot of assholes. Im getting out my shit list as we speak and Im filling it out IN PERMANENT MARKER. Im also adding a clause to my will that states that the people Im leaving my money and AWESOME AWESOME COLLECTION OF TOYS, DOLLS, AND ODD FLEA MATKET STUFF to only get the money after theyve kicked the asses of the people on my shit list. Pain and abandonment make me crabby. Someone send me a damn cookie bouquet already. I mean seriously.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 18:10:50 +0000

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