JUST FOR FUN Customer Care in 2014 (MAURITIUS) Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza . May I have your Customer : Hello, can I order.. Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir? Customer : Its eh , hold . on 889861359998-45-54xxxx610 Operator : OK youre Mr Singh and youre calling from 15 Ave Telfair, Q-Borne. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 4675230 and your mobile is 5427066256. Which number are you calling from now Sir? Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : We are connected to the system Sir. Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza Operator : Thats not a good idea Sir. Customer : How come? Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir Customer : What? What do you recommend then? Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. Youll like it. Customer : How do you know for sure? Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir. Customer : OK I give up Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost? Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 985.99! Customer : Can I pay by! credit card? Operator : Im afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 140,000.55 since October last year. Thats not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir. Customer : I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives. Operator : You cant Sir. Based on the records, youve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today. Customer : Never mind just send the pizzas, Ill have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway? Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle Customer : What! Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter, registration number 1123 Operator : Is there anything else Sir? Customer : Nothing.!.. by the way arent you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records youre also diabetic. Customer : #$$^%&$@$%^ Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1979 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman ? Customer : Faints !!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 06:42:22 +0000
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