JUST FOR LAUGH A guy wooing a lady in a biblical way Boy: do u have a boyfriend? Girl: no, I dont have. Boy: Gen 2:18 God said, it is not good 4 a man 2 be alone, I will make a helper suitable 4 him. Girl: but I dont love u Boy: 1 Jn 4:8 whoever does not love does not know God, bcos God is love. Girl: & how do I know you mean those words? Boy: Matt 12:34 for out of da abundance of the heart the mouths speaks. Girl: but how can I be sure that ure loyal & honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 heaven & earth will pass away bt my words will never pass away Girl: but why me? There are a lot of girls out there Boy: prov 31:29 many women do noble things, but u surpass them all Girl: but what is in me that you like. Boy: sng of solomon 4:7 you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you. Girl: but Im not that beautiful youre exaggerating. Boy: prov 31:30 charm is deceptive n beauty is fleeting but a woman who fears God is to be praised. Girl: what happns if I say yes Boy: Gen 2:4 therefore man shall leave his father n his mother n they shall become one flesh Girl: how come you know the scriptures this much Boy: Joshua 1:8 this book of law shall not depart from ur mouth but u shall meditate on it day n night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way properous n you will have good success Girl: I can see you really love God Boy: Ps 34:8 oh taste n see that Jah is good. Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him Girl: mmm. Ok pls give me time to think about it Boy: Philippians 4:8 finally brethren whatever is good, whatever is honourable, whatever is true, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of prais think about this thing. Girl: oww I love you already Boy: Revelation 22:21 Amen
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 12:52:29 +0000
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