#JUST NOW# ME & POLICEMEN And they rounded me up- 4 Policemen in their van. One taking up a strategic position with his gun at the junction leading to my house. Policeman 1: What are you having in your bag? Me: My laptop Policeman 1: Bring it out let me see. What else are you having in your bag? Me: Internet modem. # brought out the Modem and the senior oga said “me I never see this one before o. Policeman 1 : Where is your receipt? Me: If you cannot ask me for my phone’s receipt you cannot ask me for my laptop’s receipt. Policeman 1: So how do we know you are the owner? Me: It is passworded, if I put it on I am the only one that can ‘enter’ it. Policeman 1: Where are you going? Me: I am going to work. Oga Patapata: Where is your ID card? #I gave him the ID card. He looked and looked- looking for loopholes. Policeman 1: Why are you just going to work? Me: #Now very angry, but calm# I can decide to telecommute I answered. Policemen: #More confused. No dictionary to break it down for the olodos. Oga Patapata: “Leave am make him dey go. Me: You have to say sorry for embarrassing me then. Policeman Driver: We are doing our job… Police are not your friends. They are your accuser. Swindlers... #Sorry my name sake Femi Ibitokun and Majekodunmi Taiwo I have to say this.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 09:59:44 +0000
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