Judge John Hodgman Rules via The New York Times - TopicsExpress



          

Judge John Hodgman Rules via The New York Times Magazine Richard writes: My aunt, who has lived in Brooklyn all her 80-plus years (not counting her winters in Florida), had surgery to implant artificial hips. She says she is now entitled to be called a hipster. I disagree and say she has no right to claim this title. Who is correct? Unless her new hip is fashioned out of reclaimed, dovetail-jointed oak salvaged from sunken pre-Prohibition rye-whiskey barrels, the answer is: She is not a hipster. She is just making an age-appropriately-corny pun. Thank goodness you are there to ruin your nice old auntie’s fun! P.S. That’s sarcasm, you miserable hipster. Listen to the podcast and submit questions for adjudication to Maximum Fun bit.ly/1a4gUFP \|/ Reposted by: -H- Team /|\ Hodgmania
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 19:31:33 +0000

Trending Topics



Recently Viewed Topics




© 2015