Justin Burdick: Why is Pitch Perfect so funny.. Me: Dad, no grown man should be comfortable enough with his masculinity to love Pitch Perfect as much as you do. Jup: Even if they have a beard like mine? Me: Even then. Nicholas Wallace: Did you know theyre making a second one? Me: IN YOUR FACE DAD, I CALLED IT. Jup: ... We have to go see it. But we have to go far away. Me: Where no one will ever find us.. Nicholas: Are you serious... Jup: Nicholas, have you SEEN my beard? Me: Your beard isnt going to get you everywhere in life. Like, what is it doing for you.. Jup: Alex. I was trying to explain this to a guy at work the other day. He said, Justin, youre not cool. And I was like, Dude. I have tattoos. I have a beard. I smoke. Those are all the classic things that make you cool. I AM COOL. Me: ... Good luck with that.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 03:58:01 +0000
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