Ladies and lads, About seven months ago I was hired as a writer for a (hopefully) up-and-coming website called HowToGetRidOfThingz (with a “z,” isn’t that cute? I didn’t come up with it, I promise.) For some reason, the guy I was hired by trusted me to give out medical advice; i.e. articles about getting rid of sore throats, gas pains, hickeys, man boobs, etc. After reviewing several of my articles, I received an email from him explaining that it didn’t seem I was “taking this site seriously.” Not wanting to ‘get rid of’ me, he decided to keep me on but change the site’s theme. What we’re currently working with today is a Comedy Medical Advice site or some awkward combo like that. So please take a gander at this. While it’s obvious that I pull most of the info from more useful and to-the-point sites such as WebMD and wikiHow, I try my hardest to sprinkle it with some Hersch spice and irresistible wordy charm. (But in reality, 99% of it is the result of 1% thought process that I pull out of the hole in my ass.) So after a sickening amount of deliberate and borderline-pathetic procrastination (I mostly blame Vine), I proudly (but more so hesitantly) present the cutting of the cyber ribbon for this now-public shitshow. Click the link. Share it if you want. The more buzz you make, the more dough that bakes (in my wallet) (dough as in bread) (bread as in money) (money as in food) (food as in my survival) (please keep me alive). Much thanks. -C howtogetridofthingz
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:07:53 +0000
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