Life is like ??? A table full of jello shots. One too many and you are asking what happened to your undies. Seems like someone got hungry and bit the crotch out of them. A box full of 5 year old tampons. I think its because of all those jello shots.. basket full of dirty laundry. Did your 36 year old kid moved back home and didnt tell you? Tisk, Tisk, Tisk... A check from the IRS. Usually it means they will get you next year because you forced them not to take a vacation to Japan this year. Thats when you point at them and exclaim.. AhhhSSSOOO! A box of new rubbers. Only problem is, your fixed yet the hubby keeps getting letters from lawyers demanding child support. Time for a gonad removal kit.. Hedge clippers and a meat grinder! 10 year old fruit cake. its been passed around so much that all the hands that touched it left fungus where all the fingers tried to break it apart. Your spouses farts while their sleeping.. It takes 50 cans of lysol to remove the smell, yet it takes one match to launch that douche bag into orbit. Think about it!!!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 05:56:33 +0000
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