Like all normal people when I need to make my water, I have a count down in my head. For whatever reason, regardless of the urgency originally it hits T -10 when I get into the bathroom. This is not usually a problem but TODAY I got to the toilet, plenty of time to spare and, to my horror, I found my jeans had buttons. Why have we regressed as a society like this? Was the zip not a clear improvement for us all? Further, my boxer-briefs were one of those with the wang-maze built in. Disaster was only narrowly avoided. Im writing to Ralph Lauren.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 15:54:06 +0000
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