Longest conversation Ive had with my father in a long time... Explaining why we get itchy, burning butt cracks. Showed him a scratch on my arm. Everyone gets the itch when something is healing, right? Well this is where the itchy butt comes into play. When we get dry, tooth pasty bowels, they stick to the sides of the butt, right? Thus requires excessive and aggressive wiping. We use dry paper to wipe with, causing micro cuts in the skin. This is where the itching comes in. Histamine is released when the skin needs to heal. Histamine is very itchy. This creates an itchy butt when the micro cuts are healing. Thus creating micro cuts from itching. Also, scratching an itch is very euphoric. Itchy butt, or mosquito bite. An itchy butt is very cyclical. You itch the butt, the scratching creates micro cuts, which in turn creates more itching. I read that we should all be wiping with baby wipes, instead of dry paper... Anyone with an irritated/dry/itchy/sweaty/burning butt crack, please comment. I am sick of thinking I am the only American with a dirty butt crack. ITCHY BUTTHOLE!!!
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 07:41:14 +0000
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