Looking for a puppy, we can help! For a limited amount of time you can get an adorable puppy at NO CHARGE! That’s right we said no charge. You too can have this puppy or one like it, for just $0.00 and 4 monthly payments of $0.00. But wait a minute that’s not all! You get extra hair lying around, whining at 4am, needle sharp puppy teeth and if you act now, you get random surprise left for you by the puppy all at no extra charge. Just pay for separate process and handling. IF you are the first caller for this EXTRODINARY offer, we will SHIP HIM TO YOUR HOUSE….FREE. That’s right we said FREE!. Call now operators are standing…bye! HOLD ON…there’s more. We will include air holes in your packaging at no extra charge.* *Air holes only available in round. Square air holes discontinued. Air holes not available in Puerto Rico, American Virgin Islands, and Georgia. All dogs shipped by Malaysian Airways subject to disappearance. All dogs shipped to Korea are subject to eating, Soy sauce not included. Puppy breath and puppy grunts are byproducts of puppies and are not guaranteed. Celebrity spokes person Michael Vick appears courtesy of PetCo, wardrobe provided by Pit Bulls of LA, Void where prohibited, ASPCA does not endorse this product. We accept Visa, Mastercard and American Express…Discover card users you are barking up the wrong tree.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 14:35:24 +0000