Mas de la Republica Dominicana.... 1) What day is it? God I hope I didnt miss my flight. 2) man, felt like a gremlin this morning as that sunlight hit my face. 3) Actually got to hang out with some Secret Service Agents. Yall dont even want to know stuff that didnt make the news. 4) Not that I am advocating, but if you sit in a restaurant long enough they seem to forget to bring you your bill and you can just go on your merry way. 5) Met an expat from the NOLA. Great guy. Invited a group of us over to his place to watch football and for drinks. His condo complex had a bar in the middle of one of the pools and a private restaurant on one end of the pool. All in less than $700/ month. 6) Me to a new friend,Dog, yes they are FINE, but you do know you owe the bar about $6000, right? Theres always that guy. 7) Wait, so my phone has been roaming this entire time? Damnit!! 8) You know the sightseeing is over when the nice Russian ask you to get off his property. 9) Cab driver: Amigo while you here, I protect you. Me: ok, thank you. Slightly brushing him off and really just trying to pay the fair. Cabin driver: No,no I protect you as he reaches into the cab and pulls out a f&@king gun! Its damn near 4am, Im alone outside my town home, and all I can think about in that moment is.... This MF better have correct change. 10) We are both on vacation, I just met you, and you want to debate evolution vs creationism with me?!?! Cmon, man. 11) My Spanish is better than I thought. A few weeks and I think I could be fluent. #screwyourosettastone. 12) Sorry, folks, but no souvenirs this trip. Its not that Im not thinking about you, I just cant run that gauntlet of vendors anymore. I give you good price....AHH!
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 02:18:46 +0000
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