*****Mind of The NuckleHead***** #ThinkIllManage I think the only problem with getting a promotion is now I am almost the enemy now that I is da Bizzoss. Or manager, if the hate compels you. LOL. I know I am far from anybodys boss, but I do have to run a team. So I know the first thing I must do is sacrifice someone right away. You know, let them know I mean business and that they must respect my authoritaayy. So yesterday, amidst my training, I spotted a young fawn who strayed away from her work station and was feloniously FaceBooking. So I pounced quickly, Raaaa! I uttered as I clawed her ribcage... She was quite startled. In fact she was so scared that her reaction actually scared the shit out of me. So after we both caught our breath and I wiped the tear from my eye and the slobber from my lips..., (like I said, she scared the shit out of me) I had to set an example. I told her that once I get my Manager badge and my key... and my flashlight (jkN), that fBing on company time is grounds for a write up! In fact, under my new management, it is grounds that I write you and your mama up. So she quickly snapped back and said, My mama dont work here! So I said, By the look of this write up, she never will! Dun Dun Duuuunnnn...! Oh yess I did... Nuckz OUT! #LetMeFiNdOut
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 23:41:02 +0000
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