Minor tiff with Aym this morning (because mornings are HARD) resulted in this exchange: Aym: (leaving for work) OK, bye. Me: No, Dammit. You know no matter how mad I am, I kiss you and tell you I love you! Aym: (walking down the stairs) Me: (in hot pursuit, all the way to the front door) Dont make me chase you, a-hole! (Chasing) WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHASE YOU! (Catching up) Now kiss me. Aym: (pouting) No, I dont like you. Me: Oh, Jessiy left money for her hat on the desk at work. THATS MY MONEY, BEOYTCH. But you can use it for your lunch. Aym: (still pouting) I dont want your money. I dont need anything from you cuz I dont like you. (Super pout) Me: Whatever. Shut up and kiss me. Both: (*Smooch!*) Me: Love you! Aym: (STILL pouting) I love YOU. (Mega pout, exits off stage, end scene) This is pretty much our normal.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 14:07:02 +0000
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