Most of you probably didnt know it, but Santa and I are pretty tight. Hes even let me take a sneak peak at his Christmas list for a few of our Super Sled members.....and despite most of you being far naughtier than most people on Facebook......a few of you are getting some good gifts this year! Santa has seen that Kurt Schultz has been wearing out his cell phone recently with his new gig as NHSRA tech director, so Kurts in line for a new iPhone. Kaptain Kirk Robinson will be getting a new stock Cat turbo housing, to replace the one he welded on and made illegal for Pro Mod. Michael Hills is in line for a new ISR Legal Clutch Guard with matching Tunnel Plate, as long as he behaves himself. Santa heard some wild rumors about Hills company Christmas party. Kenneth McNally is getting new guitar strings, along with a Rotax shop manual. Chris Dufresne is in line for a new open utility trailer, as he has worn his old one slap out from hauling around all of his cool barn-find sleds! Kris Werth will have a nice package of new V-Force Reeds under the tree, to replace the half dozen that his team destroyed at the Hastings Race. In addition Werth will have some time reserved with his local Psychiatrist, as anybody that is willing to put his ass on the line and start a brand new sanctioning body MUST be a little crazy. :) Speaking of Hastings, Mr. Jimmy McHugh will be getting a brand new John Force Racing jacket from Santa, as his old Castrol jacket is now obsolete. Dana Russell will be receiving a 6 pack of Moto-Ski Orange spray paint, just in case he needs to touch up anything on the Poorboy Racing Special. Tony Kruger will need to leave his front door unlocked, as there is no way Santa can get this brand new 4 lane timing system down the chimney. Mike Berry and Dan Hull will be getting a lovely matched set of nitrous bottle heaters, so there will be no need for those blow-torches out on the starting line any more! Doug Flannery is getting a king-sized bottle of Excedrin, to deal with the inevitable headaches hell have from hearing all of the chirping from his various customers at the Soo I-500 and the Eagle River Vintage World Championships. Video and Photo wizard Christopher Hord will be getting the latest accessory for the well-equipped track side media dude: A down filled vest, with over 30 pockets to store spare batteries and lenses in! King Kat will be super excited to get a carton of Marlboro Reds, along with a 2-4 pack of Hamms beer. I see that Santa also has the King down for a fresh pair of Hush Puppies. Ski-Dude will be getting the large sized bottle of VO5 hair spray, along with some mustache wax, English Leather cologne, and leather Ski-Doo gloves. Tom Brennan will be getting a new front end for his truck. Santa considered getting him an entirely new truck, but Brennan was pretty naughty this year. Santa is bringing Clint Holst some elves to serve as extra helpers at the World Series this year in staging and the hot pits. With an anticipated 300+ entries, Holst is gonna need some help! Big Paul Theil will be happy to have another new laptop computer under the tree. There is no way the Pro Stock Inc crew can run all of the hot rods weve been hearing about, with just one laptop for data collection and tuning. Sounds like things have been busy at Whitmore Lake! Santa has heard Jamie Bellmans pleas for a rain-free weekend for the Amsnow Shootout in 2015, and will be giving Bellman a gift certificate from Mother Nature for one free weekend of great weather. Steve Rybicki is getting a brand new portable grill this year, to ensure hell be able to make more good eats at the tar and grass races next year, for the race committees. Todd Serra gives Santa grief every year, as Santa has a very hard time comprehending some of the things Serra writes or says when he is wound up and speaking Toddly-ese. Its a language that very few people speak or understand. Santa will probably play it safe and drop off a couple of fresh pails of VP-C14 race fuel and call it good. What snowmobile racer doesnt love a fresh pail of fuel? Well, I could sit here for another hour or so and list of Santas gifts for our Super Sled family, but that might ruin a few surprises! I hope all of the racers Ive tagged here take this all in good fun, as it was intended. For the rest of you, I hope Santa brings you cold weather, hard ice, low E.T.s, Big MPH, Fast Lap Times, and a safe and successful winter racing season. From the home offices of Super Sled here in Apple Valley, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Take Care, Be Safe, and God Bless.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 02:36:57 +0000
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