My experience watching Captain America 2 (possible spoilers, but if youre on my feed you probably dont care): Cap is faster than that black guy Im on a boat How come Cap can dive into the ocean from a plane a mile up, but the musclely French dude is an issue Whats Nick Fury so pissed about? Poor sad Cap... Is he gonna bone that old lady? Hey its that slow black guy Does Robert Redford know hes in this movie? Attack the Super Chevy Tahoe! So is that guys whole body strong or just his arm? Look its the girl from that show... and shes gone... oh shes back, but shes guarding Cap? What? Wait what? Colson comes back to life, but Fury is dead? BS alert Seriously did anyone tell Redford he was in this film? Yea Apple Computers! Shut up Scarjo! Computer from the 80s AI... Wait Ive heard this plan before... Is Michael Moore part of Hydra? ...Kaboom... Boy that sheild is strong Oh good the slow black guy is a super hero too WTF? Is that Gary Shandling? Why did only his face get fat? Im glad Cobie still has a job and theres Fury again Oh good, killer airships need oversized SD cards to stop them So they let racially ambiguous black guys in Hydra, but only if theyre pussies? Dude with the minigun, shoot his feet Oh look its Bucky... Big surprise Seriously someone needs to tell Redford this is not a rehersal Oh Im real scared of a sky gun that cant even shoot a silly bird man Shut up Scarjo! Is this how theyre cancelling Agents of Sheild? Do you think cap will see a therapist in Cap 3?
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 02:26:59 +0000
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