OLDER THUGS vs YOUNGER THUGS... Younger thugs are more reckless, impatient, rude, inexperienced and more dangerous than their older counterparts... Older thugs are very careful about the way they conduct their business and affairs. They follow a strict code of ethics whenever they carry out their duties... For example, older thugs appreciate the importance of first greeting their customers, sorry, victims with respect. Habari ya jioni Mzee. Pole kwa kazi. Naomba unipe hio simu yako ya Samsung S5, hio atm card, pesa mfukoni na chochote kile unacho cha dhamani. Asante (Good evening sir. Sorry for the tough day. I humbly request you to hand over your Samsung S5 phone, your atm card, money and anything valuable on you. Thank you)... Once done with you, older thugs have the courtesy of giving you back the sim card, ID card and any other important document on you including the birth certificate of your grandma unlike the stupid younger thugs who take off with everything. Of what use is your grandmas certificate will be to them? Thick heads. And oh, the older thugs always spare you with a 200/- shilling note for your fare to the nearest civilization spot after dumping you in Karura forest... Again, older thugs go the extra mile in ensuring that they look and appear presentable. Good grooming is their hallmark. They dress smartly and smell nice unlike their younger comrades who dress shabbily and stink like skunks... Nkt! Older thugs rarely hit or murder their prospective clients, oops, sorry again, I meant victims. Why waste the stock? They know that they will need these people tomorrow for further robbing unlike the younger thugs. These youngsters dont hesitate before pulling the trigger. How stupid... Finally, older thugs knows that guns are used to raid worthy places like banks, forex bureaus and the like unlike the younger clueless thugs who raid milk kiosks, mama pimas, mutura joints, barber shops, market stalls and what have you with pistols while high on marijuana and cheap liquors... Jinga kabisa! But again that is life. What do I say? What do you say? Alot. Nothing maybe perhaps. Lala unono... Ayoub Mzee Mzima 2014
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 17:42:10 +0000
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