Okay! Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? Ive gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones like this, to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so Ive gotta get a little pair.. of cat handcuffs, so.. Well, I found out that when Im away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you cant return them, because they have spit all over them.. I dont know where he is now, I guess he went out to Catalina, or something like that, I dont know.. No. He bought a catamaran, and went out.. No, he got it out of a catalog.. This is a catastrophe! Hey, just remember - comedy is not pretty!
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 09:58:35 +0000
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