People my age have time to dwell on life and what is important and some of the mistakes others have made (Not Me) Here are some for you to think about .....My favorite is the last one... Life is just a phase youre going through...youll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I dont repeat gossip, so listen carefully. Discover Wildlife! Have Kids! Genuine Antique Person, Been there, done that, cant remember! . Take my advice, Im not using it! I love to give homemade gifts... umm, which one of the kids would you like? By the time you find greener pastures, you cant climb the fence! IArtificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity . Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. ****Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.***** There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, Mad, lets file a missing person report with the police. When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said, Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here. Mad said, Okay. Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officers lap. Angry, the policeman asked, Are you looking for a fight? Mad replied, Yes, I am. The policeman asked, Are you mad? Mad replied, Yes, I am Mad. The policeman then asked, Dont you have a brain? Mad replied, Brain is outside sir.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 14:22:44 +0000