Punch drunk lunacy take seven. Upon reading about smart cars in San Francisco being turned over as a prank, I feel it is my irresponsible duty to describe a fraternity prank to end all stupid adolescent pranks. This is to Jackass what Scarface was to the Godfather. Here goes. Hijack one 18 wheeler with trailer (or borrow one...semantics, semantics). Obtain 6 or 8 wooden pallets. Obtain safety net to surround trailer so you will not kill yourself. Secure in place, your life may depend on it. Baseball bats, axe handles, crowbars...anything which would make a good bludgeon. Ok, now for the good part. In this exercise in bombastic obnoxious tomfoolery, the participants are to stand on top of pallets so as to be able to jump at the appropriate time. The object of this exercise is to rid the world of red light cameras, you know those mechanical whooping crane looking things you see above the beam the traffic lights hang from. For this exercise to have any meaning, the participants must simultaneously jump into the air while swinging the bludgeon at the camera (the pallets are essential at this point since most who would attempt this nonsense are not Michael Jordan). Whoever knocks off the most cameras before getting netted (or killed) wins. Make certain to post video on YouTube or any other social media so this revolutionary idea will spread. I have too much time on my hands. By the way, no one should attempt this stunt. It would, however, be a good idea for the next Harold and Kumar movie, you know, the one with Borat in it. Pleasant dreams and be safe.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 06:46:55 +0000