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Quandary: 1:45 am and my buddy is chatting up a portly lass named Amanda and drags me into is so he seems less like a lone psycho-killer. He wants me to talk to her partner in pudding, Charlie, and after a few minutes of polite demurral, I say the following, Ok, Ahab, put away the harpoons and lets get out of here before she smashes the boat with her tail. And then he got mad at me for no reason. I contend that I was saving him. He contends I am the worst person in the world. Your thoughts?
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 23:07:43 +0000

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