ROOM 101 THURSDAY! 1. Bad eating habits. Conversation is a wonderful thing until someone starts a sentence by pebble-dashing your face with half chewed food. At that point conversation becomes reason to take evasive action! Also, while chewing, you dont need to notify us. I mean...we know the silence is you chewing your food...you dont neeeeed to let everyone know by making noises like an animal. We all know the sound. That slopping noise that sounds like your mouth is partially glued together! Everyone has an issue with something people do at the table. This is your chance to air it. (Nominated by Kilie) 2. Phone call people. So you want to buy something, lets say some beers. You go to the shop, you pick the beers, you walk to the till, you join the queue, you get one away from the front, you start a phone call....RIGHT, that is the issue right there. Why the call??? If you need to make calls do it before you get to the till! The best bit is these people then act like its fine and everyone else is a prick for saying anything. If you are one of these people be ashamed. If I had my way youd be removed from the premises by a hench security guard who has B-O problems and holds you tighter for longer due to his non-existent love life. Bastards. 3. Invisible customer syndrome. Now this really is a HATE of mine. Not joking. Not exaggerated at all. I wish I was armed with a taser for these people. You are on a checkout or service desk. We are the ONLY reason you are employed. Customers. So why the feck do you people ignore us, look the other way and chat to your mates?!? Furthermore why is that acceptable? I honestly despise these people, they stress me out and make me want to explode. You can obviously talk. You are able to make eye contact. Try looking at and talking to your customer! It makes me wonder if they would even realise if they got raided. Guy with a gun wanting cash and Johnny is about to get his head blown across four isles of LIDL just because he is chatting over his shoulder to Kerry about Lozza getting drunk last night and trying to hump his tv! Know what I say? Open fire, gunman. Open fire. More oxygen for the rest of us! So....nominations are up. You have until 7.30am to vote. GO!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 20:02:09 +0000
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